You do not fall from a great high, but you do fall. And you land into a hollow tree trunk. It does not hurt very much, but you feel stuck. It smells like rot and old wet wood. You attempt to move but it's hard. You sense it will take time to extract yourself from your unexpected prison. Not to mention that you have a new body to get used to. Your grunt and curse inwardly. You are now an ape! A hairy ape! A stupid ugly dumb animal! Naked, with your penis and balls hanging out! You wanted to be a human again! Because in a deep tropical jungle, well, there was no internet, no pizzas, no delicious junk food, no movies or series. There was no sex, even! What was he going to have sex with? Female chimps? Ugh! Of course not! The very thought was completely vile! This was worse than prison, stuck in a body to only live like a dumb animal. What were you going to do all day? Behave like a chimp? No thank you! You then fear that you might lose your memories. What if you start thinking like a monkey? Like an animal, only to spend your days eating your own lice, eating food and relieving yourself being the height of your days? The notion disgusted you profoundly. But your thoughts were interrupted by Tarzan peering down at you, smiling widely.
"You bad man!" he said loudly. "Tarzan know. You not real ape! Not real apes are bad men from home that is yours. So you no real friend of Tarzan. So you get punished!"
The wild man throws a glittery powder upon you, which makes you sneeze. Alarmingly you can feel a new transformation hitting you. Then Tarzan calls out loudly in a strange series of sounds, which are followed by the steps of someone approaching. But who? Who is approaching like that? You have a bad feeling about this...