"You walked in us when we were having sex. What more is there to say?"
"You were having sex with my wife!" Roger's voice sounded like a screech, but she was upset.
"Not so loud... The sticky beaks are probably at the door listening. As for what you are accusing me of, you are wrong. Remember that during the holiday we decided you are the body that you possess. We all agreed that Roger could make love to Maureen no matter who actually occupied the Maureen body. Currently I'm Roger and that makes Maureen my wife"
Roger did remember agreeing to that but she wasn't particularly happy about it. "That was just to behave like the body you are in so we don't embarrass each other"
"Exactly! And we specifically agreed that 'Roger' could make love to 'Maureen' no matter whose consciousness inhabits which body. And that is what we were doing. I was behaving as Roger should. What did you expect? That I share a bed with Maureen and we don't have sex? I'm sorry but the hormones coursing through this body won't allow that. Currently I'm a heterosexual male so of course I find Maureen attractive. Just as I know she finds this body is attractive"
"We agreed that once I'm back in possession of my body I could make love to whoever possessed Maureen's body. This body as well for that matter" Roger gestured at herself. "That's not meant to start until we swap back"
"No that is not what we agreed to. We agreed that Roger could make love to both Maureen and Liz for the duration of our holiday. Currently I'm Roger so I get to have sex with Maureen"
"Yes but she's my wife. You should have refrained"
"Why? She is not your wife she is mine. We are a married couple. We have sex. I made a mistake leaving the door unlocked but I don't regret what we were doing"
"You are not really a married couple! I'm not really Liz Maguire! I'm Roger! Your Liz and Maureen is my wife not yours!"
"Keep you voice down. ..... Look you are wrong in so many ways. For a start. You are not Roger. Look in a mirror. What do you see? Are you a man? I don't think so. You're an attractive woman"
"No I'm Roger. I'm not Liz and I don't like you calling me Liz in private. I'm Roger and you are Liz"
"I am not Liz, not in any respect. I'm currently Roger and my consciousness is actually that of Maureen"
"Maureen? And you were making love to your own body? Liz is in your body?"
"We discussed this as well. We are taking it in turns to possess the Roger body. Currently it's my turn. And since you are stuck as Liz until your period finishes, that means the real Liz is currently Maureen my wife"
"Doesn't it feel strange making love to yourself?"
"Not at all. This body is very attracted to the Maureen body. it's great to see your own body through someone else's eyes. Maureen is very attractive, as are you I must add. And don't pretend you haven't been playing around yourself. I recognise semen stains when I see them. Hint next time do your laundry separately"
Roger found himself blushing. Liz had seen the stains on the green dress. It had been silly to save a few euro's combining her washing with Maureen's. "I didn't actually have sex. I'm in the middle of a period and as you have always told me, 'No sex while I'm bleeding'. It's just a stupid man couldn't control himself in the presence of this body. It was very embarrassing" Roger didn't elaborate that she had also sucked the penis of another man while out with Sonya where the stayed the previous night. She had been very careful not to get a second dress stained.
"I don't care whether you had sex or not. You're an attractive divorcee and you are free to have sex with whomever you like. And no sex during your period is not a hard and fast rule by the way. Are you heading out with Sonya again tonight? When we were looking for you she said you had bought a new dress"
Roger had actually agreed to head out to a bar, Sonya had heard about after dinner. That was before the whole walking in on 'Roger" and 'Maureen" saga had happened though. "I'll have to cancel. I'm no longer in the mood"
"It would probably do you good actually. Do a bit of dancing and let your hair down. It might help you feel good about yourself again"
"My period is diminishing. Maybe I'll be able to be Roger again tomorrow"
"Maybe.... All the more reason to go out and celebrate. Why don't you show me your new dress and I'll help you clean yourself up"