“Uhh… Transform! Not that it matters anyways.”
“Well then, Jen, thanks for making my job easier. So you know those little hand puppets they have to entertain kids?”
“What does that have to do with the dumb curse?”
“Well, I’m glad you asked!” His words oozed with a most disgusting amount of glee. “For your transformation, you and your twin sister Jessica are now conjoined twins. But not in a normal way, that’d be boring. Instead, you two will share a single body, and each of your heads will take the place of one of your hands. You share control and sensations of your shared body, except you can only sense and control your own head and the arm your head is attached to, not the other one. Since your heads are both attached to your arms, that means your mouths and noses aren’t connected to anything, meaning you won’t be able to breathe, eat, or speak with them. To remedy this, in the place between your shoulders where your neck would be, you will have a second vagina. The opening to this vagina will be subdivided in three, connecting to your airway, stomach, and the new complete set of reproductive parts that takes the place of one of your lungs. Your other lung is massively more efficient to compensate, though you still might feel a bit out of breath, having two heads and all. In order to eat you’ll need to chew your food before feeding it to your pussy like a bird, though if you somehow come up with another way to eat there’s nothing stoping you from trying it. You’ll also be able to feed yourself just fine without accidentally spitting down the wrong hole and choking on it, and also, just to make sure you don’t suffocate otherwise, you can now hold your breath for as long as a dolphin, due to your hyper efficient lung. Oh, and the two of you will be able to hear each other’s thoughts via a connection between your brains. Everyone else besides me and you, including Jessica, will think you were born this way, and not think much of it. As soon as I hang up the phone, both of us will be teleported back in time to before you woke up this morning, except the changes to reality will be applied retroactively, with everything altered to seem as if it’s always been this way. Your clothes, your ID, everything. No evidence that anything changed will exist, except for both of our memories. Enjoy your new life! *click*
Before she had time to even react, everything went dark.