Jon had a ton of ideas, but first of all, he had something devious in mind. “I wish that women’s digestive systems were flipped so they eat through their assholes and poop from their mouths.”
The world spun, but nothing seemed to happen. Jon excitedly rushed downstairs, shocked to find his mother and sister sitting in modified chairs with their legs spread, bare asses on full display. The two were casually chatting while shoving food into their assholes. Jon sat awkwardly at the table, trying his best to eat without staring too much.
“Man, guys are so lucky, you actually get to enjoy your food. Women only get to taste it on the way out, bleh.” She stuck out her tongue in disgust. “Why do we even have tastebuds anyways, such a cruel joke.” Zoe grumbled, shuddering a bit as she crammed a fork full of sausage into her puckered anus. “Zoe, no toilet talk at the table.” Her mother scolded, sipping her coffee with her asshole, wincing as the scalding hot liquid touched her sensitive area.
Jon felt a little guilty, but the idea that women had to taste their own shit was funny to his twisted sense of humor. “I wish women could taste through their buttholes, too.”
“Ahh, this coffee is perfect, needs a bit more sugar though.” She got up from the table, heading back to the kitchen. “Thanks mom, it’s delicious!” Said Zoe, stuffing toast into her ass.
Jon felt his pants tightening, thinking of what to change next…