"Sit on the couch, we're going to make you more attractive to the ladies," says Chandler.
Unable to control yourself, you sit down on the couch. Chandler sits down next to you. You're still unable to cover up your erection, which apparently won't go down thanks to Chandler's other command.
"Look," says Chandler, "This is exactly what you need. I can change you, help you become the kind of guy women will want to get their hands on. You are a closed up person, and I know it's holding you back. So from now on, you will be totally honest with me."
"Chandler, stop it, I don't want you to do this," you say.
"Too bad, we're doing this," says Chandler. "It's for your own good. Now, what would you say is your biggest kink?"
You want the ground to swallow you up, this is too embarrassing, but instead, you say...