"Wait wait wait." Jess holds out a bunny paw, and Mary stops her advance. "Don't you think this is a bit ridiculous?"
"What?" Mary asks.
"I mean, come on. Quasi-cannibalism? Isn't that just a bit too perverted? And how many of these 'somebody eats somebody else' things are gonna show up today?"
"Yeah, that has happened alot lately, hasn't it?"
"Too much, if you ask me. Whaddaya say we stop this retarded chain of people wanting to eat people and get you back in character?"
"That sounds good. I sure haven't displayed any cannibalistic tendencies before, and I don't understand why I would want to murder my best friend for no particular reason."
"You were under the influence, Mary."
"Of what?"
"Of writer perversion. It's a terrible shame."
"Oh. Ew. Gross. Yeah, let's back in character now."
"Good idea."