You take the blue cow balloon.
You walk away, with the big round balloon in tow, until suddenly it bursts. For no apparent reason, either.
Then, suddenly, you feel light-headed. Your body seems to be expanding slightly, and you feel like a balloon yourself! But then you realise; you ARE a balloon!
Your face now has a large muzzle, and you have two pointy cow ears on your head. Your hands are nothing more than shiny round hooves, and you have a small pointy tail above your ass, which is now round and shiny.
You rip off your clothes, revealing your shiny latex skin, all a dazzling blue. Despite the sheer horror of the fact you have just turned into a balloon, you do feel amazingly comfortable in this new form. The balloon vender comes over to you and smiles, before tying you to the ground. "You see, what I do is transform people into balloons for FREE, then sell them for a PROFIT. It's great buisiness!"
"So I'm gonna get sold on to some kid?" You say.
"Well, however buys you." He says. "But at least you didn't get turned into a real cow, like some people on the island, or you'd be feeding calves as I speak!"
"Calves?! I'm a dude!" You knew when he made that joke that there was a final twist in the tale. You are not just a balloon cow; you are a FEMALE balloon cow. You have a large, round, pink udder, with four small teets. The vender grabs you before you float away, and ties a string to you.
"Balloons for sale! Two bucks a balloon!"
You are bought by...