You wander around the island, simply relaxing and enjoying the facilities. You notice a large building, and one that seems rather out of place.
"The Pleasure Island Christmas Exhibit!" The sign reads. 'It's not time for Christmas yet...' you think to yourself. However, you also notice the sign saying "Opening soon- job vacancies- apply inside".
Later that day, you return to your hotel on the island, and you realise how much fun you are having. 'Maybe I should apply for a job here...' You think.
The next day, you return to the Christmas exhibit, and see an employee on the door. Several workmen are entering the buildling carrying stereotypical Christmas props; candy canes, sleighs, manure shovels (?).
"Hey, I was interested in applying for a job here. What kind of vacancies are open?" You ask the employee.
He laughs, and takes another puff of his ciggarette. "Listen, dude, as soon as this place is finished, I'm outa here. I get my paycheque and I'm done. I'll give you this warning, I-"
"Hey! Stop talking to the customers, you fat-ass! Get back to work!" The employee's boss comes out of the Exhibit, shaking his fist. The employee sighs and stamps out his cigarrette. "Hey, wait-" You say. But his boss steps in.
"Hello, what can I do for you sir? I'm very sorry about Martins, he's got no ambition at all, in fact, I'm thinking about making him redundant when this place is open." He says.
Avoiding the fact 'Martins' seems to share similiar intentions, you go ahead and ask about the job.
"Why yes! We love new employees! We've already hired a few people, but we have some more... difficult... positions that we still haven't managed to fill."
"What do they involve?" You ask. But he doesn't answer; he enthusiastically drags you into the exhibit, and into a side room. "I'm glad we finally managed to fill one of the B-Wing positions! We haven't had many takers." You begin to have second thoughts, but before you can turn back, he injects you with a strange liquid. "What the heck?!"
The B-Wing positions were in fact...