"Hello everyone, and welcome to a special episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." Said Polly as she started this new episode. "Today, we'll be looking at something that suddenly happened, people with lower-than-average IQ who probably shouldn't have access to the Animalia Virus.
Fortunately, thanks to Animalia's cyber security team, the schematic for the Animalia virus hasn't landed in either Russian, North Korean, or other organizations. Unfortunately, that still doesn't stop the occasional 'accident' from happening."
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"For this first 'accident'," said Polly, beginning the first part of the special episode, "it's a simple formula: child buys double-dose conversion and puts it in the refrigerator because instructions on the dose require keeping it cool before use; parent exhausted from long day spots it and takes it due to thinking it to be something else; parent undergoes conversion while child awkwardly explains it. That's what happened to one couple from Alaska around Christmas time. Fortunately, this incident has started long-term planning for an Arctic/Ice Age-themed Colony, especially since the average population density in Alaska is 1.1 people per square mile."
What followed was the usual question and comment block, including some, rather amusing, suggestions for themes, buildings, and facilities, even though there wasn't any news for an ice-themed casino or strip club yet. While some would be considered genuine suggestions, others were more like comedy gold solely made to make people laugh.
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"While the last one was rather tame," said Polly after a commercial break, "this next one is really serious, especially since it not only almost caused another serious outbreak, but it also caused quite a bit of property damage as well." At that, there was a few official crime scene photos of the club that Chrissy and Marcy had trashed, including the two of them, wearing tarps, and being processed by members of the Rhino Guard. "As it turned out, two best friends had a bit of a falling out when one of them got taken up into the 'popular circle' of high school culture while the other one was 'left behind', so to speak. So, in revenge, Marcy bought a special, concentrated dose, of African Elephant to administer to her ex-best friend Chrissy. Unfortunately for Marcy, Chrissy infected her back with a special dose of... " * dramatic drumroll * "elephant snot." At that, there were several clips and gifs of expressions of disgust, starting with two guys yelling "Ohhhh! Ewwww!" at something they saw on their computer.
Afterward, Polly continued, "Because of this, and because neither of them really know much about Animalia in general, Matriarch Nzynga is going to be overseeing both their education on Animalia and their punishment." At that, Polly was bombarded by questions. "In order to pay off both the heavy fines both are going to get, as well as the damages to the club they trashed, they're both going to be working part-time at the Meat Market." At that, there were protests on how 'that was no real punishment', and Polly continued. "Fortunately for Christina, that's all she's going to be facing. Marcella, however, is going to be facing Animalia's patented 'four punishment system', as well as a juvenile record for unauthorized use of the Animalia Virus. However, her biggest punishment is her dealing with the fact that one of Animalia's newest Virus distribution experiments now has to be shelved, leaving her with the internet moniker of another internet 'dent-head-that-ruins-things-for-everyone-else'." At that, those who protested withdrew their protests, since internet shaming can be a more effective version of punishment than other kinds.