"Ow!"
You prick your hand at something as you pull a weird looking black and white thingamabob that fizzles, grizzles and hisses at you. It is now stuck in your thumb as it shrinks down in size. You can sense the thing being alive as it tries to take over your body and insert itself inside you. It's going inside your wrist and from there into your crotch and then ascending up from there to your chest. It's movements expands your body like a rubber hose cartoon.
"Expectos Shutdownus!" A blue hatted wizard shouts while zapping his wand on the thingamabob. It starts to whirl like a whistle and dies inside your chest. It leaves a tattoo like dark dent on your chest as it doesn't move anymore.
"Sorry about that. It must have escaped it's vial or something. Never knew people threw magical creatures inside that bin." The wizard looked at the bin with worried expression. "Tell you what. You can have it for free since it's now part of you."
"Have it for free? It bit me!?" You shout at the wizard. "What was that creature?"
"Ooh, let me consult the grand wizard of this store before we-" The blue hatted wizard replied and you start to sense something weird happening with your chest and crotch.
"What's it doing now?" You shout as you see two orbs expanding on your chest to a size of basketballs. You can hear your voice becoming lower as it goes a bit lower what you you've used. Making you sounds like a grown man. You feel your shirt lifting upwards as your two growing breasts take all the space as they bounce up and down the moment you move any direction. On your crotch you have a similar sensation as you now have bigger bulge forming on the trouser's fabric. You can feel that these things are now part of you as the last remnants of the tattoo fades.
"Holy jumping mackerel! I know what it is. It's a balloon-dalloon. Very annoying bugger. Expands you like a blueberry if you get caught but now it only expanded your chest, crotch and made you a bigger adam's apple. Ho hoo, I think you got lucky I got it before it turned you into those massive orb blobs. Squeezing you dry it's ink juices would costed you a big penny." The wizard cackled as if it was a zit for him.
"Okay. What now?" You express your concern to the wizard in the blue hat.
"If I remember correctly the removal process costs you more than it's worth." The blue wizard said as he calculated the potential cost. "We are talking about five figure numbers here."
"You are pulling my leg! How-? How do you expect me to work with- with these massive balloons bouncing on my chest and with the 13 inch cock bulging out of my pants!? I'm suing you for this." You yell at the wizard.
"Good luck. E-he-he. The last person who sued us got turned into a frog and everybody in that hall thought it was perfectly normal for them to throw that frog in a cell." The wizard laughed. "Let me tell you a secret. You can't win against a wizard with a court of law."
As you had no other options left than leave. You went back to your car to lick your own wounds. Deciding it was best to just drive back home as the two volleyballs were gathering unnessecary attention to you. The drive back home is infuriating on a busy road as random people catcalls you. You didn't ask for this but here you are. Two massive honkers taking half of your vision in front of you, the bulging big salami rod making you uncomfortable down under and the brand new twice as big adam's apple making your voice more manlier. Even your sigh sounded like a foghorn.