Kyle found his mouth betraying him, speaking his strange fetish to Jen, knowing that she would do something with it.
“My fetish is to be conjoined to someone else. Specifically so that we are fused perfectly down the middle, making our body half of theirs and half of mine. I can go for either two heads or one, but I really want to be fused to a girl so that my cock and her pussy are side by side and we can fuck ourselves.” Kyle stood there surprised that this was the one the curse forced out of him, surely he had much more horrible things in his head, but this was the one.
“That's.... fucking weird.” Jen said, “I thought you'd, I don't know, want to be sat on all the time or something. Well, whatever, you'll get what you want. For your transformation, you'll be conjoined with someone you know or from school, you'll both keep your heads, but your bodies will fuse together to be split down the middle, from the split of your necks to your crotch. Both of your halves of the body stay the same, if you get fused with someone bigger than you the curse will figure out how to make it work, your genitals will sit side by side on your shared body, and you'll not be able to get yourselves pregnant if it's a girl. Just for fun your cock will get a bit bigger, and their side will be more sensitive if it's a girl, or it'll match if it's a guy. The person that's chosen will be your age or older, we'll say in their forties, don't want you connected to a grandma or something. Your new life partner will be shocked by this fusion, not scared but surprised, or even angry, they'll know how it happened too. Your shared body will be both healthy, being considered to be your age rather than their age, and they won't age until you hit their age. The world will react to this fusion as if it's an everyday thing, not that it will be too common, being so rare that it's like a one in one hundred billion chance that it happens. There will be no way to separate your two halves, even with the curse, so that you can live with your fetish for the rest of your life. You won't have to attend school, unless they insist that you do, and the both of you won't need to work since this will be considered a disability. Now who will you fuse with? After this call is over, you'll see a hat appear somewhere in the room your in, you'll pull a slip of paper out of it and the name of the person you'll be fused with will be on the paper. Now enjoy your weird shit Kyle, you freak.”
Jen hung up the phone and Kyle found himself looking at a black top hat filled with strips of paper, Kyle hesitated and finally pulled out a slip after digging around, then gasped the name on the paper was...