Author note: I wanted to continue this storyline but using the changes introduced in "The Long Awaited 2.0 Update!!". Jason has still always worn 5XLs, since the app updated after he modified the clothing store.
After walking around the store a little, trying to find a restroom, and watching some of the other fatties, Jason felt his phone buzz, and finally realized that he could probably just use the app to fix his pants! He hadn't had an opportunity to see what it did yet, so maybe this was what he needed. As he opened the app, there was a new animation, it seemed to have a name now, and a dialogue box popped up introducing him to the new app features. He found most of it seemingly boilerplate, especially the nonsensical notes about "reality shifting" and "reality awareness", but the possibility of changing two words, or adding/removing words in the sentence excited Jason.
His stomach grumbled momentarily, the milkshakes he devoured earlier no longer occupying the same space in his gut. He felt something stirring deep within him, below his gut, but he couldn't discern what exactly. There were only thirty or so more minutes before Will got out of his movie, and Jason couldn't wait to show him. The man could be a little abrasive, but he shared an odd enthusiasm with Jason, that Jason hoped would translate to this.
He quickly generated a sentence.