While Damon went away, happy - nay, delighted - at his new life and feeling quite elated at the fate Circe had bestowed upon him, Lamont was still living what seemed the worst possible dream ever. He hated his life to the absolute core. No more TV, no more beer, no more porn magazines or movies and naturally no more sex. Anyway, how could he possibly have sex now? His testicles were a miserable little sack that could not produce any sperm and his penis was just good enough to urinate with. It was a puny, tiny little thing that could never get hard. Babies have no sexual desires, nor should they be incited to have any. The only compliments Lamont ever received now were regarding his "cuteness" and the chorus of amused coos as he went about on all fours showing and waving his little tushie in front of giant ape-women. Lamont would not be seen as vulgar anymore, only adorable and worthy of kisses and tickles. The idea of never having sex again, of never being in a state to have sex, made the former adult man furious to no end. And he had to watch his bald and puny crotch each time he was bathed or diapered! When diapered, his new "mommy" loved grabbing a big feather and gliding it on buttocks, testes and penis while his legs were raised, making him laugh and laugh and laugh. He laughed so hard and squirmed so much that he was breathless and exhausted for long afterwards. Which meant he was malleable to be put in cutesy clothes or in a cradle without complaining or resisting, like his new mother liked.
Once, while she was sleeping and enjoying a nap, Lamont, heavy with a forced bottle and pureed fruit, saw that for once the door to the jungle house was open. Maybe he could escape and get help! Even on all fours... Grinning, he made his way into the jungle. Alas for him, a bird noticed his escape attempt and warned Circe. She appeared fast, blocking Lamont in his path.
"Going somewhere?" she frowned yet bearing a false wide smile. "Aren't you happy with the life I gave you?"
Lamont scowled at her.
"I could have done worse, a lit worse, you know."
Lamont displayed his disagreement at this. The sorceress picked him up.
"Well, I think your mommy's been a very good mommy. You are a little ingrate and I think you need one more transformation and punishment, don't you think?"