“Would this make a good one?” you ask after pulling out a dildo. It was probably about 2 inches long flaccid and had a thin scrotum with grape sized balls dangling beneath it. It was tightly circumcised with a dark scar ringing it about a third of the way back on the tight skinned shaft where it separated the pinkish skin of the tip from the otherwise pale, hairless skin of the rest. You have no way of knowing for sure but it probably doesn’t get much longer than 4 inches hard.
Natalie grunted in surprise and said,”Eb, just how did that get back in inventory? Michelle said to dump them all back at Science Club for recycling.”
Eboni, grinning cutely said,”C’mon, you really thought I’d give THAT one up to be turned into biomush? I did all the others though, I think? I still think it was a stupid idea.”
“Is something wrong with this one?” you ask. It seemed perfectly normal to you, but you were no expert, or even experienced sexually.
“Not a thing!” Eboni said,”I should know, it was attached to me my whole life up till I decided to make some changes!”
“This- this was YOUR penis?!” you exclaim in shock.
“Yup! Wouldn’t guess it to see me now!” Eboni laughed,”You’ll like it! It’s a bit on the smaller side, sure, but some like smaller and you’ll never find one that gets harder!”
“That sounds good. So why was it supposed to be thrown out?” you ask.
“It’s circumcised.” Natalie butted in,”We recently passed an uncut only policy for new members by a….. majority vote….”
“She means me, I was one of the minority vote. But I’m a minority now anyway!” Eboni laughed.
“Yeah….” Natalie said rolling her eyes at her,”Anyway, you can have it if you want but I really, really recommend you go with uncut.”
“Hope you enjoy dick cheese, phimosis and premature ejaculation!” Eboni said.
Natalie sighed and said,”Showers exist, phimosis is hot, premature cums can be trained away AND it’s just better!”
“Take my old dick, Ruby, I’ll let you pop it’s cherry in me.” Eboni offered.
“Take an uncut one and you won’t be one of the weird ones around here and get more action from some.” Natalie counterargued.
“And almost none from Jewish and Islamic people!” Eboni said back,”Face it, Nat, cut isn’t worse, it’s just different.”
Rolling her eyes again, Natalie asks you,”So what’s it going to be, Ruby? Uncut or cut?”