I excused myself to the bathroom, then once in private, I made a wish...one that had come from a combination of horror movies and strange wet dreams I'd had for the past couple of years. "I wish that all the ladies in the room were werewolves, bisexual, and ready to reveal the secret to me. I wish they were all sexually submissive to me, and that I would no longer be bothered by seeing my mother naked." I felt a little dirty making the last part of the wish, but only for a moment. Within miliseconds, I didn't think a thing wrong about seeing mom naked. "I also wish that they would transform any time they had sexual stimulation, whether from someone else, or by themselves, and I wish they were ready to reveal their secret to me."
Finishing my wishes, I walked back to the group of women, still naked in my house. "Sweetie," my mother said, "There's something we need to tell you."