One of the flavours was MILF Mocha. One taste of this bad boy would turn anyone, male or female into a smoking hot MILF!
It'd age them up (or down if need be) to prime MILF age. They'd get superior assets, chub and several uncontrollable urges to do motherly things.
Side effects may include: reality alterations, sudden pregnancy, spouses, children, an aptitude for packing lunches, superior cleaning skills, superior cooking skills, language fluency (depends on genetics), chubbiness, age progression, age regression, increased maternal instincts, superpowers including but not limited to: turning others into MILFs, super strength, super speed, super hearing, boomerang shoe skills, super locating skills, super hearing, death glare (lethal heat vision version), death glare (non-lethal version), healing, pregnancy control and the urge to use your powers to protect the weak, cute and innocent (and turn others into MILFs)
Altercorp bears no responsibility for any adverse effects these drinks may cause (or a MILF apocalypse)