Want a more mythical experience? Then why not try Goblin green tea?
Modeled from the DNA of actual goblins, Goblin green tea was designed to give you the unique experience of being a mythical creature, which no other drink brand can offer!
So what are you waiting for? Grab a bottle of Goblin green tea today!
Side effects may include: shortstackedness, gender transformation, headache, nausea, greeness of skin, fang growth, boob growth, ass growth, Implantation of knowledge of various scientific fields, the urge to build logic breaking machines out of simple materials, increased libido, desire to create more (Female) goblins, mutations (futa, nerd, gyrau etc.), more inclination to mischief, aspirations of world domination.
Altercorp bears nor responsibility for any adverse effects our drinks may cause, up to and including world domination, increased supervillainy and Goblin virus outbreak.