As Vilario was walking through China Town, he suddenly saw a store that caught his eye. It was called, " OLD OINTMENT STORE: FULFILL ANY OF YOUR DESIRES". As he walked in, he hoped it could solve some of his. At the still young age of 22, Vilario was allready the hairiest guy he had ever met. He wasn't abnormally hairy like that weird family, but he was WAY hairer than most other people. The weird part was that every girl he knew hated hairy men, but they seemed to crawl all over him. They always told his hair was thick in all the right places, that it was arranged perfectly even though there was too much. Of course that pleased him, but there was just too much to handle. He wanted to get rid of it, it weighed him down and he missed the feeling of his own skin without something else on top of it.
When he got inside, an old man greeted him with a grin. He face was wrinkled, but his spirit seemed fresh. He seemed alot more alive than most old men he had met.
"So, me guessing you are here to fix your life, or fix something of it" He asked. His voice was unusually high, but still, it wasn't creepy or anything.
"Um... yeah. I was wondering if you had anything that could get rid of my problems." Vilario was kind of embarressed to say what his problem was.
" What kind of problem it is? Tell me you must, or I cannot give help." Man, his speaking is terrible.
" The hairy kind..." Right after he said that, Vilario pulled up his shirt, the old man saw the well crafted forest of hair, and the old man quickly nodded and ran into the back room.
"Where the hell did he go?" Vilario was getting impatient as he sat there waiting for the old man to return. When he finally got back, he was holding a tube of some sort of cream. He then ran behind the counter and beckoned for Vilario to come over.
" I give this to you for free, but only if you tell other person about my store! Ok?" The old man seemed in a rush now, he shoved the tube into Valario's hand and started pushing him through the door.
" Ok, thanks!" Valario was now fully outside, and he went on his way to the gym to try out this new cream that was called Hair OFF- Hair ON...
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Meanwhile, in the store, the old man was laughing. Yes, the cream would solve Valario's problems, leaving him completely hairless if he so desires. However, he didn't know that whatever he put the cream on and removed the hair with ( The tube says to use a cloth), would be a transfer for his hair! So basically, his hair gets absorbed into the cloth, and if someone rubs that cloth on their body or touches it, his removed hair will get on that spot of their body, and they will become hairy. However, the hair is distributed evenly, so if someone rubs Valario's cloth on just their pubic area, man will that be a bush!
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Finally, Vilario got to the gym, pulled out the tube and cloth, and...