The latest issue of Animalian magazine released with variant covers to celebrate the winners of the His, Her and Hir year of the snake pageants. Apart from the covers, the magazines contents were identical. There was a kids friendly section that provide information on the various types of snakes. The section also contained puzzles and a page dedicated to puny tongue twisters made to get people to hiss like a snake. The main portion of the magazine had, articles recapping the momentous events of the trials; as well as various happening outside of the games.
One such event happened in London England involving the newest snake Animalian, Anka. The former Polish ex-pat and survivor of Auschwitz became a Titanoboa Snake Animalian. Measuring at a length of 35 feet from tail tip to snout, she is currently the largest Dinotopian; as the Titanoboa existed during the middle to late Paleocene epoch, which was part of the Cenozoic Era. Doctor’s at Horizon labs have theorized that Anka’s massive size could be due to a recessive growth gene that the Animalian virus accidently activated.
Anka was seen slithering in Charing Cross London, when some tourist like individual thought it would be a good idea to do a dine and dash at one of the local restaurants. Anka saw them just as a waiter was souting at them with a slip of paper. Deducing that they were skipping out of the bill, she rushed towards them. As soon as she caught up to the men, who were clearly drunk, she used her tail and coiled it about the men keeping them secure for the police. The sight of seeing a massive snake animalian restraining two drunk did elicited several photos, even selfies from the waiter and restaurant owner were being taken. While this was a big event, Anka made a bigger splash onto the social scene with her arrival at the London Symphony Orchestra with Lord Chum Lee as an escort. Wearing a well-tailored black dress that sparkles as Anka moves about; she clutches a simple evening purse in one hand while hold the hand of the Dodo animalian with her. Lord Chumlee opting to wear a tuxedo that was a kaleidoscope of colors. The two posed for photos before the beginning of the latest concert.
While the biography of Anka was brief, it did touch on her time as a child as well as KGB spy working in London during the 1970’s. When asked what her biggest thrill in her life; Anka smiled.
“Seeing the Rolling Stones in concert on the same night MI-6 picked me up,” Anka chuckling. “They saw me at a dead drop leaving payment for a man who sold state secrets to the Soviet Union.”
The biography ended with a website address and a text number for various countries to help donate to the Holocaust Memorial fund.
Another part of the magazine that surprised readers was a three page centerfold of Anka covering the entire three pages. This image had her dark grayish green scales contrasted to a red Ferrari she was coiled around and implied that she was crushing the classic car. A brief blurb on the following page set car lovers at ease as the image of Anka carefully wrapped herself around the vehicle that a local British Lord lent for the photo opportunity. More pictures of the photoshoot could be viewed online, unfortunately for the immature and overly hormonal teenagers; such photos were locked behind a pay wall.
Lastly; on a humorous note. The latest Animalian magazine feature some funny stills and embarrassing moments from the games. One such moment involved a macho like man who was loaded up on liquid courage tried to hit on a mongoose Animalian. The man could barely stand but still tried to speak; instead he just lost his balanced and ended up vomiting all over himself prior to passing out. On a more lighter and romantic side, there were several photos showing men one on knee proposing to their girlfriends during the many breaks in the games.