"Hello, everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Polly, with some green, gold, and purple glitter in her fur. "Today's episode is going to be a little shorter today because it's Mardi Gras time, and I don't want to miss the party at the Meat Market."
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"Of course, the biggest event in Animalia was Marcella's trial in Las Vegas." said Polly, starting up a series of clips specially chosen for Animalia Ambassadoria, including the sentencing. As expected, the ones that kicked up the most fuss about it were the supposedly woke members of social media, but all they seemed to show, from their comments, was how low in intelligence they actually were.
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After a commercial break, and several Mardi Gras mess-up clips, Polly continued her report. "Congratulations to Muxing, Li-Wei, and Iphis and Ianthe on winning the Year of the Snake Competitions, and their prize packages include an all expenses paid vacation to any location of their choice." After reading the updates, she continued, "While Iphis and Ianthe and their lovers will be heading to Ao Guang Island, Muxing and Li-Wei will be heading to a quieter vacation on Ryouiki Island."
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After some more mess-up clips, and a commercial block, Polly wrapped up the episode with a Declassified interview with a pure black stallion Animalian and a red-and-white Mare Animalian.
"So, you two were converted during the initial outbreak?" asked Polly.
"That's true," said the stallion, "Though the two of us were, what is now called, 'converted'."
"That means you two were humans." explained Polly to the viewers. "But how did you end up as Animalians."
"We were at a different farm (not the Brown farm) when I got 'infected' by one of the horses there." said the mare, "I started changing while my friend here was playing doctor and accidentally infected him, and in the resulting confusion, we ended up double-dosing each other."
"So, by playing doctor, you two were under ten years old?" asked Polly, much to the surprise of everyone, and the usual nonsense from the "internet activists", who didn't seem to know or care that this was eight years ago.
"That is true." confirmed the stallion, "Though, right now, we're waiting until I'm done with medical school to get married."
"That's very responsible of you." commented Polly.
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"That's all we have time for, now." said Polly, as the episode wrapped up. "See you next time."