"What? No! You're such a skank! I..." started Monica.
But she could not finish. Monica had gotten carried away by her anger and now she regretted it, terrified at what the evil sorceress had in mind. After all, she could do magic! Madame Illusia blasted her spell at her and big puff of grey smoke engulfed the young woman. When it cleared, the audience strained to see what was left behind. Indeed it was hard to see for it was a little bird. A little sparrow, to be precise. A cute little fluffy sparrow that used to be Monica. Madame Illusia laughed, followed by the audience's awed whistles and exclamations. The sorceress felt very proud of herself. She loved when the audience was most impressed by her powers. She thrived on that, in fact. So she picked up the sparrow so that all could see it in the public.
"There!" she exclaimed.
The bird darted its beady black eyes here and there.
"Monica is now a bird! She can flit about and lead a more meaningful life than the boring woman she used to be. As a female bird, she can lay many eggs and enchant passers-by with her twittering. She can peck at leftovers in restaurants. Or on the ground! Also, and not the least, she can poop on her former boyfriend's car! Won't that be a nice revenge?"
Everyone laughed at that and having had enough, Monica listened to her instincts and flapped away. Flying was easier than she had expected. And as she flew away from the carnival, she did spot Damon's car. That asshole! Again listening to her instincts, she flew down and left a big bird dropping onto the front window - where he would be sure to have to clean it. There! But as Monica rested on a tree branch, she wondered what was next. What was she to do?