It had been 5 weeks sense your boyfriend became a 2 foot tall purple kobold. The kobold was sitting on the floor in front of you as you ate the food he got you. "You told me you were happy being a kobold now." The purple kobold nodded with a "Me happy." "Why are you happy being a kobold?" You asked wondering. The kobold seemed to think about it. "Me try tell." The little reptile replied. "Do." You kinda ordered. "Much easy as kobold. Feel better." The kobold replied. Confused you asked "Explain." The kobold seemed to think on how to explain. "Oh me know how explain. Life easy. Feel free. Feel better." Trying to understand you asked "Being a kobold is easier?" The kobold nodded with a "Being human hard. It sucks. Being kobold is so better. Me feel so free. So good." "But you are an animal. And no where as smart as you were as a human." You tried to argue. The kobold got up "Me know. Being animal better. And me no care me not as smart as was." "You don't care you got dumb?" You asked confused. The purple lizard placed a 3 clawed hand on his chest (for some reason) "Kobold smart as kobold need be. No care you more smart than me mistress." "Ok..." You said not knowing what to say to that. Getting dressed you told him you had to go to the grocery store for some food. The purple kobold told you excitedly "Kobold come with." Scared someone would see him you told him "You can't." The kobold questioned "Why not?" seeming puzzled. "Kobolds aren't normal. People don't know they exist." The kobold replied to that "Kobolds normal. People know." You tried to argue this but he cut you off saying "Me prove." You followed him into the kitchen. He got into a drawer & pulled out superficially looked like a driver’s license & handed it to you. You looked at it to see a with the photograph of a purple scaled kobold looking deadpan into the camera. It was then that you noticed the rest of what was on the card. The top read “Property ID Card” followed by his species, scale color, height, weight, gender, and other basic biographical information. Then, at the bottom, was a line that read “Property of:” followed by your name and address. Confused as hell you asked "What this?" The purple kobold answered with a bit of snark "Says mistress owner. Duh." You looked in the kitchen drawer to see a simple red collar with a small metallic nametag on it that just say “Kobold” with an indication that the kobold was your property. "How?" You asked confused as hell. "I always been kobold. But kobold remember old life." "So reality changed?" You asked puzzled feeling you had to sat down; even if it on the floor. The kobold walked over to you as you stared at the card in your hand. You somehow quickly began to realize that the card was correct. "Mistress feel card right. Kobold know. Kobold feel too." You nodded. "Get your collar & put it on." The kobold nodded with a "Yes mistress." The purple kobold went to do that. You got up & looked to see the kobold with the red collar on. You pocketed the card saying with a smile "If reality says you always been a kobold & my property who am I to argue." The purple kobold nodded with a "Me am & always been." [Well this makes things easier.] You thought. So you & your 2 foot tall purple male kobold headed out together.