As he receives his food, Robert does something he never imagined he'd do - plants his face right into the popcorn and begins devouring it right there.
"Um, Robert..." Mary says as his torso begins to visibly widen. He doesn't seem to hear her.
"Mary, just sit back and enjoy the show, huh?" Jess says as she elbows Mary lightly in the ribs.
With each bite, he gets wider, and soon begins grunting inbetween. He lifts his head out of the first bucket, tossing it aside, empty, before moving to the next one. The girls can't see his face, but they can see his pointed, floppy ears that are slowly sliding up the sides of his head.
With a sharp pop, the button on his pants snaps off, and the seam begins to split down the bottom of the leg. His tail has grown in and now sticks up over the back of his pants.
"Lovely view, wouldn't you agree?" Mary says to Jess.
"Totally. Definitely a good idea." Jess answers. "Don'tcha just wanna smack that ass?"
"You have no idea," Mary chuckles.
Meanwhile, Robert's now working on the fourth bucket of popcorn, much to their astonishment.
"I think he's eating our snacks." Jess says.
"Ah, let him. He's a growing boy, after all." Mary chuckles, watching his feet shift and become more hooflike.
Finally, he turns around and faces them, tossing the empty container aside. His face is as piggish as their own, with only slight traces of humanity to it. His wide, fat chest and protruding belly bush his unbuttoned shirt to the sides, while his arms fill the sleeves tightly. His pants are ruined, button gone, zipper busted, seams split, yet still tightly held to his legs by his size alone.
"So how do you feel, Robert?" Jess asks.
"Fantastic," he answers. "Like I've just had the most incredible experience in my entire life. How do I look?"
"Downright delicious, Robert. Whaddaya say we get into that movie theatre and start this date up proper?" Mary tucks her arm into his own, while Jess takes the other side and does the same.
"With the two loveliest pigs in the whole world? It would be my honor." He smiles as the three of them walk into the theatre their movie is showing on, with Mary and Jess grabbing what remains of their concessions on the way.
And the rest of the theatre's patrons just stare in baffled astonishment at seeing the most unbelievable thing they will ever see in their entire lives.