From a remote town in North Carolina, boomed a massively successful new whisky, Skunk Spray Whiskey. A particularly strong alcohol that promises to burn like an actual spray from a skunk. The result: an unexpected best seller for those who really want to spice up their drinking.
The packaging on the whisky depicted a drawing of the common striped skunk, except it was using one of its paws in a human way to hold and drink a bottle, presumably a bottle of Skunk Spray.
On the back of the bottle was a blurb reading "Whiskey so good, you'll feel as drunk as a skunk". What no one knows is that one of these bottles of whisky will transform the drinker into a skunk!