Ken went to the fridge/pantry and said "Um... activate when someone steals my food?" Then the Fuck you too activated and asked for clarification. Define: "My food" and instead of pointing Ken just kinda had to think what his food was. He could've defined all the food, but he wanted to be fair with his prank. Define: "someone", which Ken was thankful for as he was technically. No, no need to think like that right now as Ken defined someone as anyone besides himself. The Fuck you too then responded mentally "Understood, keep me within 10 meters of the area. I will last 24 hours and then my magic will be depleted. Effects will last either until my magic's depleted or the conditions are met."
Then a few minutes later the front door opened as a soft voice asked "Ken you in here?" that Ken recognized as Carl a thin kinda nerdy guy who was one of his two roommates who often did things like stealing food without asking, although he had some idea of communal food and often replaced the things he took if they weren't specialty items that were IMPORTED... Annoying but not ill meaning, and the waft of pizza came shortly after as he held a pizza box. Well if there was something that screamed "Communal food" it was an extra large pizza box. Ken smiled not sure whether or not he may not see what that Fuck you too did with a pizza here to sustain everyone.
"Yeah I'm here, bring home dinner?" Ken asked
"AND BEER AND LIQUOR!" Came the more uproarious voice of Drew. He had been a Jock in middle and high school, but had started putting on some pounds. He still exercised and all that so there was some real muscle behind the bit of pudge he had on. "Just a little something to say how we appreciate you." Drew wasn't that malicious. Well he could be but he usually did things without thinking of others as much as he should. Leaving both Ken and Carl to be the butt of jokes that weren't that funny. Ken could believe Drew's words on a number of occasions, but as Drew had been reminded that today was April Fool's day by the magical seeming merchant. Ken was a bit on edge.
Ken replied "Wow, that's nice thanks. I was about to put a film on, let's watch and eat together shall we?" Ken got some plates out and then the trio sat and watched the movie, and no one was going for the pizza or beer. "Sorry, if your waiting for me to take a piece go ahead I'm not that hungry right now."
Drew said "No, go ahead. It's the least we could do." Then drew tossed a beer to Ken "Go on enjoy yourself." Ken looked at Drew and then at the can and then went to the kitchen's sink as he slowly opened the can and was surprised that it was only, a bit too shooken up from the throw. "C'mon bro, don't you trust me?"
"Trust you or not, that throw would've had me cleaning the couch." Ken said as he sipped a bit from the overflowing can "Go on and have some pizza, I'm going to be here a sec." A sec later the pizza box hadn't been opened yet. Ken knew for sure that these two didn't really do much April Fool's jokes, or they'd be something small and not be a giant mystery box like this pizza box. Still ken walked to the other side of the pizza box and opened it from the safe side where the lid would protect him from any spring. Ken smelled the actual prank more clearly as the lid let out all the smells "You bastards got Hawaiian."
The other two chuckled as they started getting some pizza for themselves and Carl said "The prank was just the reaction. Feel free to still have some though." Ken took a slice for himself, didn't like the pizza much but he appreciated the thought and minor prank. It was still free pizza and beer. Some times passed, they got progressively drunker, but did... No how did the Fuck you too activate?