"No, no, that'd be silly!" Alan laughed. "And way too obvious, too! What I was thinking was actually... What if we, or at least one of us, turned into a piece of clothing one of the kids are wearing?" The teen suggested.
"That..." Jeff paused, thinking of how to word this. "Alan, no offense, but that sounds like you're trying to be a perv. Toward my sister and her friends. Who are children."
"What?!" The other teen responded. "Of course not! I just think it'd be a nice way to watch over them! Pick one, turn into a piece of their outfit, and stay with them all night, to make sure they're not doing anything they're not supposed to!" Alan explains, sounding slightly offended by Jeff's accusation.
Jeff stared at his friend for a moment, before speaking again. "...Sigh... I feel like I'll regret this, but, alright." He started, but before Alan could continue, he added, "But if I find out you used this to be a perv, I'm making you spend a week as a daycare trash can. With taste enabled." He warned. "And the only reason I'm choosing a trash can and not a toilet is to stop you from being a perv.
"Alright, alright..." Alan replied, shuddering at the thought. "Fine, I'll accept this condition. Now, how are we doing this?" He asked, wanting to know if he'll get to transform, or if Jeff will do it.