“I dunno…. is there like a trial period or something available? I don’t want to commit only to find out I don’t like it.” you say.
“Good question and the answer is “yes,” Daniel said,”Most try it for a week before committing but most who try it do tend to commit. Our only requirement is that you be a virgin to join, and losing it will result in dismemberment.”
“Daniel, no! We discussed this, it’s “disqualified!” Becky laughed, Daniel did too.
You laughed and asked,”How can you tell if someone’s a virgin or not?”
“Another good question! Becky?” Daniel said.
“We have a machine for it that can tell. It’s right at the door to the club so you’re verified upon entering or leaving.” Becky explained,”Buuuuut we also have means to install your cherry again if you, say, busted it playing with yourself or had an accident in gym class. We do insist you keep it until you no longer want to be a member though, dems da rules.”
“You mean like a hymen, right?” you ask.
“Yes, if you have a vagina that is.” Becky said,”But if you have a cock (you don’t have a cock right? Cool, cool.) we adhere your foreskin back to your tip. Easy peezy! The threat of a big ouch really helps keep cherries intact.”
“Well that’s cool - wait, what if the cock is circumcised?” you ask, remembering sex ed class.
“Eww. People still do that?” Daniel joked.
“Danny, hush!” Becky laughed then explaining,”We haven’t figured out a solution to that other than to regrow your skin and adhere it. Jewish and Islamic members usually need to get a hall pass from a religious authority for that.”
Daniel nodded and asked,”Any more questions or do you want to start a trial membership?”