Tyler and his new wife Jenny were in their early 30's and had just married. To celebrate decided to have their honeymoon in Mexico. They had been travelling now for a few days and today had paid for a guide José to take them to a beach in Mexico, the Mangroves of Dzinitun. José's trusty donkey Raúl carried the couples belongings for a picnic on the beach as they crossed through the lush humid forest.
As the couple walked through the forest following José and his donkey, Jenny stumbled and fell scraping her knee her tossed brown hair flying as she fell into the dirt and stone barely catching herself but scraping her knees and palms.
"Fuck babe, are you okay!?" Tyler asked as he helped her up. "José , do we have like any antiseptics or anything?" The worried blonde looked to the guide.
"No señor..." The brown man brushed his dark beard contemplatively "This trail is usually better maintained, you're not the first group I've led." the guide looks up through the trees and sees the light of a cabin "Must be new construction..."
Tyler and Jenny followed looked José's gaze up.
"Maybe they can help us. Jenny, we'll get you fixed up" Tyler said reassuringly. Jenny scoffed her hands still sore from the cuts "Fuck baby, only our second day on our honey moon and this happens. It's bullshit."
José offered a hand to also help assist Jenny up with Tyler "The day is still early Señora it's like the- eh expression. Don't let this get your goat. People here are kind, we can check and ask politely for some first aid". Tyler nodded assuringly. The troop and the donkey then made their way through the tree line towards the cabin. Unbeknownst to them their words sealed their fate:
An ungulate, a bleating mountain goat was to become of the guide, José.
A very male and virile bull, was to become of Jenny.
And a fitting companion for Raúl, a jenny- a true female donkey was to become of Tyler.