Kevin was asleep when he suddenly heard a "dude...dude...you have to come, this is important."
Kevin barely got up, thinking about why he was so nervous. In fact, he was only in his pajama pants when he saw his friend with two black envelopes. "Don't fuck with me," Kevin said, seeing his friend's scared face. "This is bullshit." Zack was in shock, totally scared, and very scared. "No...I can't believe this is going to happen to us..." he said, still holding the envelopes. He handed his own to Kevin. Zack said, "Dude, what if I end up like Charlie, a friend from work who ended up like a dog, or Mary, you know, the girl I liked who ended up like a street ghetto whore...this is shit, fuck, we're doomed.". Kevin said "relax dude...let see"
The two went to the couch and said, "Whatever happens, we'll face it together." They both bumped fists and opened their envelopes.