President Rhonda Santis was a few months into her term, and she was already beginning to regret it.
For one thing, Rhonda had never quite accepted The Great Change, and it had put a damper on what was her childhood dream back when she still possessed a Y chromosome.
To be among those great men throughout history like Andrew Jackson and Ronald Reagan.
Now, she was just...just Anne Hathaway in a man's business suit.
She had never gone full butch, as that would be considered too queer and alienate the more religious and reactionary part of her voter base, but she kept her hair short, tried to wear masculine clothing whenever she could(There was still an industry for it, believe it or not), and do her best to downplay the fact that well...she was a woman.
On social media, those damn wokeist dykes always made fun of her for being a Denier, which she ironically denied despite being a stone cold truth.
Worse than this, however, was that the world post- Great Change was just a completely different place, and she was still even after nearly a decade trying to learn the new rules.
The old rules of divide and conquer, play on people's fears and prejudices, their bigotry against trans people and homosexuals, keeping women subservient to men, using the abortion debate as a perpetual wedge issue, had all gone out the window now that everyone was a lesbian and possessed a uterus.
Conservatives had tried to keep the abortion issue alive, even having the Supreme Court in their pocket, but even that had eventually withered away once people had accepted that it was basically impossible to have an unplanned pregnancy anymore, and with the lack of men around, politicizing reproductive health simply just didn't make sense anymore.
But it was more than that.
Today, for example, was Earth Day.
It was a holiday that conservatives like Rhonda Santis normally hated, but what was even the point?
Whatever had caused the entire population to transform sexy lesbians with huge tits and legs that went on for days had also changed the Earth itself, and everyone loved what it had become.
The planet was more resilient than it had ever been in its entire history.
The polar ice caps were in a permanent state of frozen, the deserts had given way to beautiful grasslands and jungles.
Summers were warmer and more vibrant, winters were colder and more magical(Fimbulwinter aside), spring and autumn felt more welcoming and serene than they had in the past.
Visits to national parks were up. Love for nature was up, because the world was a more wonderful place now.
Morning in America indeed, but it had come without the need for a Rhonda Santis.
Sometimes she wondered how she had even won in the first place. She had nothing to offer.
But then again, a huge campaign contribution from Ilana Musk didn't hurt.