"Who the fuck are you!" Mike looked me, Patrick, up and down, "And why the hell are you naked?"
I stand there frozen, I start to stammer, "Mmmike it's me." Mike just stared at me.
"And just who the fuck is 'me'?"
"It's me, Jake" I said in me new Texas drawl, "I can explain." Mike stood there, looking hard at me.
"You'd better explain and quick before I beat your naked ass and toss you out in the street buck naked. There is no way you can be Jake, but I'll play along for a few seconds. Talk."
As I stood there looking at Mike I felt a strange attraction to him, "Listen, you remember Patrick the guy I work with?" Mike still had no idea what was going on.
"Yeah, Jake talked about this dude Patrick, he never could figure out why he was drawn to him."
"Well it's unbelievable but I'm Patrick now."
"Ok, that's fuckin' all the shit I'm taking from you, get the hell out!" Mike said as he went to grab my arm.
"Wait, Wait - ask me anything that only Jake and you would know, dude anything-." Mike looked into my now blue eyes, "OK, one question. What happened last month that blew both of our minds."
Shit that was easy, it was something neither of us had expected, but it was something that we'd both remember the rest of our lives. "We fucked Patty together. It was the most incredible night of sex either of us has ever had."
"Ok, Jake might have talked about that, what happened after."
I could feel myself blushing, this was something I'd never tell anyone, "We started kissing and licking Patty, and I kissed you." I had never had any homosexual feelings or experiences to that point, it was after that that I started having a crush on Patrick.
Mike looked hard at me, "Shit I can believe that Jake would tell someone about doubling down on Patty, hell I did, but I'm fucking sure he would never tell about the kiss, hell it freaked us both out."
"Listen 'bro, it's really me in here - you got to believe me!, I ain't sure what the fuck to do. Bro I need help!" I drawled looking Mike in the eyes.
"I'm not sure I believe you, but why don't go cover up that fuckin' ass of yours." Mike glared at me. Not waiting for him to change his mind I made a dash for my room and grabbed Patrick's jeans and hoodie.