As Damon was enjoying his awesome new life with Tom, Monica was furious. Nay, she was fuming. Her boyfriend had become super hot and left with another guy, just as attractive, without even thinking about her. She stomped to the stage and glared at the awful witch that had made her misfortune humiliating to the extreme to boot.
"Bring him back!" she yelled.
"He seems perfectly happy to me," smirked Madame Illusia. "Why would you want to disrupt his happiness?"
"Because this is NOT what he is! And because he was with ME first!"
"It was HIS wish, my dear," simply answered the sorceress.
"I don't care! Bring him back to me! Now!" yelled in outrage Monica.
"As you wish," sneered Madame Illusia.
She waved her wand and the girl who was truly starting to annoy her vanished. She then turned to her audience.
"I sent her to her dear partner. But as Damon was so happy with his new life, shattering it would be very cruel indeed. As such, Monica has been sent in time in a few years, as a sweet, adorable and silly baby girl to be adopted by Damon and his lover. A much more useful fate of this girl's life, do you not agree? Like that she will finally bring joy to Damon!"
Everyone clapped and cheered. The show then went on.
As for Monica, she realized with horror that not only the world was frighteningly out of proportion, but a gay Damon, with a few more years, pounds and a belly, was happily cradling her and holding her to his breast, giving her a bottle. He smiled goofily and Monica was appalled as she saw an old-fashioned wicker basket on the side - one that had just held her. Another man, a slimmer one, entered the room and kissed Damon passionately on the mouth.
"You were right. It was such a good idea to adopt," the unknown man gushed.
"I couldn't agree more," smiled Damon.
Monica tried to wriggle a bit. Oh, no! She was NOT going to play the role of the cutesy daughter for Damon and his lover! No absolute way! She'd make clear her disagreement!