"Lets go to that pub over there" said Josh, pointing over to a pub that looked like it was out of a old English village.
"Yeah, I could murder a pint" replied Jessie, as he scratched the front of his shirt.
Opening the old wooden door, the two lads stepped in, it was like stepping back in time, the inside was adorned with old paintings and carved wood work. A thick layer of cigarette smoke hung in the air.
"God, you'd think it was the real thing!" Commented Jessie, looking around.
There were a few guys in the corner chatting, but it was basically empty. Heading over to the bar, the bartender smiled at them, as he cleaned a pint glass. Both Josh and Jessie noticed something strange, he was wearing a hat, and his pulled up his selves revealed arms covered in extremely thick hair.
"So, what can I get for you, lads?" he asked as the lads took their stools at the bar.
"Erm... just two pints please" says Josh, worried that he won't serve them.
Smiling, the bartender says "No problem". Stepping back, the tow boys can see that he too is well hung like the other guys on the island. turning round to pick up some glasses, they also notice something else strange, there is another bulge above his rear. Both Josh and Jessie glance at each other with puzzled looks.
"There you go lads" the man says as he places the two pints on the counter top. Checking Josh and Jessie out he adds "Since this is your first time here, these are on the house".
"Wow, thanks mate!" Says Josh. "Enjoy your drinks" He says, then goes over to the far corner of the bar and resumes cleaning the glasses.
As the lads start drinking, they are blissfully unaware of the changes happened under their shirts, as new hairs make their way up their chests.
Staring down into his pint Jessie says "This place is weird, something doesn't feel right." "Relax man, nothings wrong" Says Josh, as he notices that the bartender is watching them. "Well, how about we go later on, after weave been to a few places, how does that sound?" he adds. "Yeah sure, there is so much I want to see as well" replies Jessie as he adjusts his shorts, which are feeling a little tight.