"Hi, everyone," said Polly, starting the latest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria, "and welcome to the first International Animalia Convention episode of Animalia Ambassadoria. For this episode, we'll be learning about which events will be happening at which Animalia Colony, and some lesser events as well."
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"Varying where certain events take place is helping bring some new attention to new colonies, or at least new parts of established colonies." Said Polly. "The best example of this was the Bodybuilding Competition, which has been moved to Ao Guang Island, the newest addition to Heiya Prefecture, which also includes Heiya Island and Ryouiki Island. Ao Guang Island is supposed to be the Asian equivalent of Las Vegas, after a fashion. There's also going to be numerous beach-focused sporting events, such as beach volleyball, jet ski racing, and similar things. Also, there's going to be a 'summer concert' featuring Hatsane Mako, the Jade Rabbit, and Shun, Asia's first hermaphrodite horse Animalian J-rapper (though J-rap culture is waaay different from American rap culture)."
"For those who want something a bit more family-friendly, you can head over to the Beachway for all the carnival-style games, food, and prizes you want."
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"For something a bit more 'medieval'," said Polly, after a commercial break, "You can head over to Renardville where they're having their special event: a 'medieval exhibition' of Europe, the Middle East, and Asia (including Japan) from the 10th to the 17th centuries. While some might say that this is due to Miss Juliet's doppelganger, I can confirm that it's only a small part of it."
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"For the upcoming Memorial Day Weekend," said Polly, covering the final thing on her list, "We've got news that's both amusing and serious. It's no secret that many nations, not just Russia, North Korea, and China, have been supplying soldiers, whether physically or mentally handicapped or otherwise, to become Animalians. What makes it amusing is that this is continuing despite all the evidence," This was followed by a slideshow that showed how weapons, armor, equipment, vehicles, and even planes and ships would have to be modified to accommodate Animalians (and not just their increased size and strength), as well as the cost, both in money and in raw materials, "there are still people trying to get Animalian 'super-soldiers' into their military." Polly finished, smiling slightly.
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"To close up this episode," said Polly, as the episode drew to a close, "we're taking a look at one of the most eyebrow-raising/crinkling events to come to Animalia: a group of girls that have come to Animalia to deal with their macromastia and gigantomastia." At that, one of the girls, an Asian girl with breasts much bigger than her head entered the room, much to the surprise (including more than a few lewd comments) of the viewers. However, the expression on her face showed that she was more burdened by her massive chest than blessed.
The entire interview was done respectfully, with Xia (a fake name for patient confidentiality) explaining the numerous challenges her massive chest caused for her, with both of them doing their best to ignore the inappropriate comments.
"So, how on earth did you get your massive chest?" asked Polly, semi-seriously.
"My great-grandmother claims that my family angered a gyuki (a giant spider demon with the head of a bull or ox), who proceeded to curse my mother's entire bloodline." replied Xia. This caused a few new questions: how is massive tits a curse instead of a blessing (though some would say that not having the strength to support it would fit the criteria as a curse), and why would a cattle-headed spider demon deliver such a curse?
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"That's all the time we have for this first episode of IAC Special Coverage, but we still got more on the way." said Polly as the episode came to an end.