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Memorial Merriment...

added by makutamon990 9 hours ago O

Memorial Day is usually meant for solemnity rather than amusement, but, on occasion, something happens that's so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh.

The best example of this was the rap video (made by Animalia's resident "rapper group", the "Studs in da' Hood") that was made to not only promote San Francisco's new 'Animalia District', but was clearly made to troll as many "woke" commentators as possible, including everything from easily misinterpreted lyrics, to male Animalians with barely any clothing, to female Animalians 'dancing'/twerking to the beat. The end result could only be called a 'critical success', with so many 'woke' commentators and so-called 'social justice warriors' making so much fuss about it, and the more level-headed members of social media perfectly countering their arguments, that many of them ended up deactivating all their social media accounts, much to the amusement of onlookers.

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Another thing that was pretty funny was the number of Russian, Chinese, and North Korean veteran soldiers coming to Animalia for conversion, mainly due to taking advantage of reduced price for military veterans, crippled or otherwise. While, normally, this wasn't funny at all, due to the stubborn misconception that Animalians would make better (or, in some cases, perfect) soldiers than humans, despite all the evidence to the contrary, what was funny (in an ironic way) was the fact that, after their conversions, said soldiers couldn't be returned be returned to service, active or otherwise, due to them being more "sensitive" to the atmosphere of the battlefield to the point of aversion, much to the chagrin of their governments.

Of course, what made it even funnier was said soldiers posing in comically undersized military outfits, with some reduced to wearing leather straps (with buckles and pouches) and camo-print G-strings due to how big their new bodies/muscles were.

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Another thing that was funny was an indirect result of the IAC. With a bit more attention focused on Ao Guang Island due to the events being hosted there, there were several surprising facts about the employees there, whether male or female: all of them were suffering from mild to severe RHS, all of them had dyed their fur, hair/mane, etc., exotic colors and/or patterns (with one Zebra Animalian "adjusting" her stripe pattern to get a heart pattern right over her tail), and (due to the requirements that Aiko Kitsune had for all her employees) highly trained in mixed martial arts. It was something to see disrespectful tourists who couldn't keep their hands to themselves (or take no for an answer) getting their butts kicked and their heads shoved into the sand on the beach.


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