Jake hit submit and got up from his chair, reality changing around him as he prepared to run for the bathroom. He only made it one step before a cramp rippled through his body, bringing him to a squat. Jake clenched desperately, but he had waited too long.
A thick log snaked out of Jake's ass and fell on the floor with a loud splat.
That was how Jake found out his thong was back. After all, it was too small to hold any amount of poop. Jake groaned as he continued to shit on the floor, the poop splattering onto his very expensive looking heels.
After a few minutes, Jake was done. He straightened and caught a look at his reflection in a mirror on the back of his office door. He was wearing a very nice, professional dress, which looked just as expensive as his heels. Jake looked down at the poop on the floor. It was such a mess. He couldn't let anyone know he'd just shit on the floor! The humiliation would be horrible! He might even be fired!
Jake grabbed the phone from off his desk and got ready to fix the problem.