Jake smirked, ready to move up the corporate ladder. He changed "boss" to "employee". There. Now he was in charge.
Jake got dressed, his clothes now a much fancier and more formal suit and tie, and headed for his office. Sure enough, the plaque outside the door read "Director Jake Meyers". He pushed the door open and was greeted by an enormous, very nice office.
It was so nice that Jake even forgot about needing to resolve his genital situation. He sat down at his huge, hand-carved wooden desk, and logged into his computer. When he saw the name of the company on the home screen, he paused.
He wasn't working for the same company he'd been working for before. Changing it so that his employee ate him out had also changed the company. Jake now worked for...