The door opened and it was Paula his 65 year old landlord, she was a chubby sour old lady and seemed to be holding a folder of pictures and documents.
“Hello Mark this isn’t about rent, I’ll cut to the chase I have evidence that you somehow transformed your wife into a baby and you are holding her hostage, I don’t care about that frankly your wife is a bitch plainly put.”
Mark grasped the coin and was getting ready to turn Paula into Sophie’s new sister but played his cards pensively. “So what do you plan to do with this evidence?”
Paula shrugged “Probably burn it Mark, but before that I need something from you.”
Mark cocked an eyebrow “what might that be?”
Paula sighed choking back tears
“I want my youth back Mark, I don’t just want to be a younger me I want to be prettier than I was, I don’t know how you’re doing this wizard crap but I’m frustrated and tired of waking up sore, achy and having to look at the woman I’ve aged into.”