Mike still reeling in pain and betrayal from his wife violently beating his testicles struggling but regained his composure and grabbed the coin yelling at his confused wife as she ran towards the door. “I wish you were a drooling vegetable until I say otherwise!”
Mike watches as the improved Jesse collapses into an uncomfortable rag doll position on the floor. Despite not being in the best of shape Mike lifting his wife up off the ground noticed that there indeed was a drool trail on her catatonic pretty face.While moving her to the comfy couch she insisted on when they moved into the apartment Dave realized that what he said could have been really dangerous, what if Jesse turned into a beet covered in slobber?
She had been a cold cruel woman but she was his wife and he truly did love her so. After some serious consideration Mike knew what to do
“I wish I had a large indestructible aquarium in the bedroom with a miniature scale of the house Jesse wanted to buy a few years ago fully furnished how she would have done it with working electricity, water and plumbing!”
Mike left his wife on the couch with her head elevated and walked into the bedroom to see a large aquarium tank had replaced his dresser and there was a scale replica of the white townhouse Jesse wanted. Mike walked out of the bedroom and said “I wish Jesse would shrink with her clothes to 3” tall.”
He watched as his catatonic wife was rapidly shrinking clothing and all until she was a little bit bigger than a Lego figurine. Gingerly picking up his tiny supermodel wife Mike carefully carried and placed Jesse in her new enclosure. Mike whispered “Jesse isn’t a drooling vegetable anymore.”
Waking up Jesse began panicking and banging on the glass screaming in her squeaky little voice “What the fuck are you gonna do to me?!”
Mike spoke calmly and low knowing his voice was booming to her. “Consider this a revolutionary form of couples counseling Jesse, I won’t let you glow up and ditch me. We made a promise of hell or high water and you are going to act like it whether you look like a model or a hag.”
With that Mike left those words to marinate with Jesse as he departed the room.