“I was invited to…a gift shop of all things?” The British woman asked herself, stepping foot into the door. Indeed, she had been invited to freely choose an item of the store’s selection, as she looked around the shelves. All the items were quite peculiar, and oddly labeled.
She wasn’t quite sure what she could possibly end up getting, wandering the aisles. Though, she guessed she could at least just try to pick something.
Her most obvious options, with effects unknown to her, were:
•Panties of a literal dumbass: A seemingly gag pair of greatly oversized panties fitted for a comically large backside, sure to make your chairs extra comfy while guaranteeing you never pass any written test again. Or think well at all for that matter. May or may not cause female pattern blondeness.
• Dragon Girl’s egg holder: An egg holder from a dragon woman who used it in her semi-human form, it can hold many clutches. In fact, one may find, it really really wants to be filled with eggs, especially from any girl holding it. Oh, don’t lay dragon eggs? Not a problem soon.
• Clown’s Chest Balloons: Simple balloons made to make a girl’s chest look bigger. Rumors say, that if you honk either of them, even by accident, you’ll start finding that you want to giggle all the time and your nose is turning into a ball.
•Oujou-Sama’s extra wide topped stockings: Stockings made for rich girls that seem to have very wide thigh areas. According to a viral trend, these things are cursed and slowly turn you into their perfect wearer, based on the original wearer’s appearance. May cause uncontrollable stuck up princess laughter.
•A drink from the vending machine: Just a drink from a vending machine that seems to have an odd seemingly stylistically chosen cavity vaguely in the shape of a busty slimegirl in it near the nozzles, seemingly for storing soda, weirdly has a “now hiring customer representative” sign left on it.
Of course, she could always use her free item to mess with another customer.
Or perhaps, whoever reads this chronicle may like another tale of the mystical gag gift shop?
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Feel free to add the unfinished chapters or add new ones.
Character Profiles(Only new characters to be added(rather than adding the full list) per proposed chapter unless the chapter author doesn’t feel like it):
NAME:Bethany Line
OCCUPATION:Chemist
PERSONALITY:Never truly worried about much, seeing transformations as minor inconveniences or at most slightly annoying/concerning debacles. While by technicality she is a genius scientist, she actually just acts pretty casual, though she does have mischievous streaks at times, though in good fun.
Extra: Mostly into women.
NAME: Relmarie?
OCCUPATION:Fae-Blooded Shop Keeper
PERSONALITY:A mischevious gremlin woman who seemingly owns the shop. Not much else to say, for now.
Extra:A rather big fan of toffee.