Chad, starting to think more and more like actual leprechaun, decided to trick Tom Perkins. To trick him good. But why stop at him? He could trick all of them! And make a profit out of it. A hefty profit at that. After all, these youngsters kept talking about human females and they were not being kind to them. No, not gentlemanly at all. They kept using rude words and considering them like mere objects. What foolish idiots! Well, as a leprechaun, Chad would teach them a lesson. A valuable lesson. Well, valuable... Mainly for him! Chad the leprechaun quickly thought of a plan and then cast a quick spell on the water bottles of these large morons. Discreetly, so discreetly no one noticed, the water frothed and bubbled and took on a green hue. Chad smirked widely. Tadaaa! All the water had become green beer! But green beer with an effect much more interesting than drunkenness and a hangover. Oh, no. This beer would transform these idiots into females. And regress them into little girls too. And afterwards, well, Chad would dress them up, get them all pretty and sweet and once irresistible to the adoptive desires of his fay kind, he'd take them to the Troll Market. Adopted - technically sold, but hey, semantics.... - by loving parents, these louts would learn to appreciate being female. In fact, over time, they'd start thinking like their gender and age. If they took too long, a spell from their new parents would hasten things. Yes, he'd make a nice amount of gold coins. Chad snickered, happy at all the wicked little plans he'd make.
Meanwhile, Tom had noticed the strange color of his Gatorade. But it smelled good. Like beer. Attracted by the booze, not one wondered about its provenance and chugged it greedily. But barely five minutes later, they felt strange and watched their bodies transform drastically and in their opinion, horribly.