"Well, you see," Trevor begins, "We come here because it's the only place we can transform during 28 days of the month."
"Oh..so..umm...you're ALL werewolves?" you say, unnerved by the way they're smiling broadly at you.
"Well, actually, I'm a stockbroker, as well as a part-time director," Trevor tells you.
"I'm a painter," says Ivana.
"And I'm an actress," adds Tanya, "We all also happen to be werewolves too, yeah." She smiles at you again, oblivious to how shocked you must appear. "So, what're you?"
"I'm just a human," you reply, realizing how weak you sound, how vulnerable you are right now.
"I beg to differ, mundane one," says Ivana, leaning toward you, sniffing the air around you. "Only shapeshifters find this magical place."
"But I'm no shapeshifter," you tell them, "Hell, sniff me all you want, you know I'm not lying. I'm as human as anyone!"
Tanya speaks in a sing-song voice, "Just because you don't change on the outside doesn't mean you're not one on the inside." She's giggling at you, licking her lips, blatantly oozing her bubbly sexuality.
"Let me ask you, Chad," Trevor says, "Do you find these women attractive?"
"Well, yeah," you reply, because you genuinely DO find them attractive, albeit for different reasons.
"Alright," he continues, "Now, say for example you were dating Tanya, and she's a normal girl as far as you know. One night, without warning, she suddenly reveals she's a werewolf and you see her transform. Do you break up with her?"
"Assuming our relationship is doing alright, no I wouldn't." you tell him.
"Yeah, you see Chad, you're in the minority on that one, as far as humans go," Trevor tells you, smiling.
Tanya giggles, "Yeah, you have NO idea how many boyfriends I had to kill when they freaked out!"
"You KILLED your boyfriends?" you ask, more than a little freaked out.
"They hurt my feelings!" protests Tanya.
"Look, anyway, I don't know how that proves anything, Trevor," you say, trying to get off the subject of Tanya's feelings and murderous streak. "Maybe I'm just a nice guy who's not superficial, just like I've been trying to convince single girls of for years. Didja think of that?"
"Fine then, mundane one," Ivana interrupts. "Let ME pose a question. Suppose in a moment, I begin to change, and very early in, my shirt becomes ripped open, so you can see my naked torso. As you can imagine, werewolf bitches grow extra sets of breasts. Do you grow aroused?"
A momentary image flashes in your mind of just such a thing occuring, and you're INSTANTLY hard. Ivana smiles at you, as do Trevor and Tanya. "I think we have our answer, mundane one," Ivana says, scooting her chair next to yours, inhaling your scent more deeply. "This is your destiny," she whispers in your ear.
"Oh, look, darling," Trevor tells Tanya, who is beaming happily at you. "I think we have a new couple here."