As Mike, Brian, Joe and Christine enter the Inn a barmaid with a flat chest walks over to them.
"You shouldn't be here!" The barmaid tells them in an urgent whisper. "If the wizard Kenric learns that you're here he'll steal the sexual equipment from all of you!"
"We know." Mike says, "But we don't have a choice. We must obtain the Staff of Swapping."
"Forget it! Kenric the wizard is too strong! Trust me I know from experience..." The barmaid says as she indicates her flat chest. "I use to an adventurer with DD size breasts until he took them from me! Now I spend all my time working for him as a barmaid hoping that one day he will decide to return them."
Brian sighs as he responds, "Yes, but we still have to try."
The barmaid nods, "Very well."