I pulled on my pants, went to the door and looked through the peep hole. Eli was standing there impatiently. As I opened the door I heard him say "Dude, that took forever. I was beginning to thin--oh my god, what happened to you?!"
I smiled at him and raised an eyebrow as if to say, what do you mean? "I don't know man!" I said incredulously. Great acting.
"You look... how did this happen?" He said, reaching a hand out towards me tentatively as if he couldn't resist trying to touch the amazing mirage. He wasn't looking too bad himself. His muscles bulged visibly in a tight shirt and he was wearing shorts and sandles. His longish blonde surfer hair was windswept. Normally he was a little taller than I was but now he was looking slightly up at me. I grinned (cutely) and, running my hand along his arm first, grabbed him by the hand and led him in. He already had an erection and so did I. I liked where this was going.
"No, man." He said and pulled away from me after I had led him inside and shut the door. "This kind of stuff doesn't just happen."
"I really don't know." I put on a concerned face. "I just... woke up like this. Do you think I might be sick or something?" I sat down on my couch and began to cry. Eli sat down next to me, visibly concerned, and said, "Well man, if THIS is a sickness... Jesus, check out your chest. It's fucking AMAZING! Can I?"
I pretended I could hear him, but I leaned my legs into his. It was like I was running on autopilot. I wanted to fuck him, so I was going to fuck him. He was rubbing my pecs, entranced. He ran his hands up and down my new six pack. "Dude... you're just so, so hot... it's so sexy." He was practically melting. In seconds my lips were on his and he was feverishly returning the kiss. "I don't know--what happened but--I like it!" He had never had sex that was like THIS before.
We undressed one another. He gasped at my penis. It WAS beautiful (I had really become an egotist, hadn't I?). I pressed myself seductively against him. I could tell he was enjoying it. He gasped. "Man--I need you to fuck me!"
"I thought you were a top?" I teased.
"I am! But man... you're just so fucking sexy!"
And with that--well, you know the rest.
Shortly after (well, not too shortly after) we had exhausted one another. I lay on my stomach basking in the glow of the greatest sex I had ever given, and Eli needed to recover from the greatest sex he'd ever received.
"I need to pee man."
"You know where the bathroom is." I said as if I was talking to my bitch. Man! I was a jerk now! It was so hot, but I felt like ever since I had gotten that mirror I was turning into a completely different person.
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Eli walked up the stairs and passed the bedroom on his way to the bathroom. But he noticed something--there was something in there he'd never seen before, something he felt compelled to see... a mirror? When did he get a mirror? What is this?