The door popped open and Dave's new office neighbors, Bill and Tim, walked in. Both were in their late 20s, different shades of blonde hair and fashionably dressed. It was obvious they were sizing up their new competition.
"Say, Dave, congratulations on the promostion," Bill said, offering his hand. As they shaked, he said, in a lower tone of voice, "We were afraid they might be 'affirmative actioning' one of the office coons into this position!"
"Or a wetback, just as bad," Tim offered, grinning.
"Is that a fact?" Dave said, sitting back down behind his desk and writing absently on the pad.