"Alright, you two." Jess says, trying to get their attention. It's not really working. They keep pumping at it furiously, Mary squealing loudly with pleasure as Rob grunts with each push.
"Ugh. Fine. Fine. Look, I'm gonna take your truck and go to the feed place off the highway and get us enough food for a really long time. You okay with that?" Still, no response. No acknowledgement.
"And I'm gonna use your credit card, Mary." Nothing still. "Whatever." Jess goes over to the vial box and drinks the human vial until her piggishness gives way to simple obese womanhood. She goes over to the shopping bags from the other day to find that the clothes she bought yesterday fit just fine and heads out, mumbling in frustration.
"Were... *grrnt*... were you listening to a word she said?" Rob asks, finishing off with one last push and dismounting, lying beside her on his back.
"Eh... something about buying feed and your truck." Mary sighs, leaning over and licking his face. "You know, I don't feel so bad anymore. You really love me? After one day?"
"I love you both. Maybe it's pig instincts, maybe it's real, I don't care. You need me, and I need you too. After all, I wouldn't be like this if not for you."
"I guess I like that answer." Mary smiles, taking a deep breath. "I just thought of something."
"Yeah?"
"What if... what if I can't change back because I'm pregnant?"
"Do you really... do you think that's possible? So soon?"
"Yeah... I mean... all it takes is one time, right? And maybe the magic doesn't want my body to change because it needs to stay the same to keep the pregnancy safe."
"Well. I have to say, I wasn't expecting fatherhood, but..."
"Will you be okay with it if that's what it is?"
"Absolutely, Mary." Rob smiles, nuzzling her lightly.
***
"Oh, gee. I didn't think you two would be done yet," Jess says fairly crossly as she returns several hours later. "Incidentally, I got us enough pig feed to last two years. Spend alot of money to get it, but I figured we won't need the money for anything else anyway."
"No need to be pissy, Jess," Mary says.
"I'm not. Let's just get a move on, eh? I wanna get to our new house so I can be a pig again. After all, you can't hoard our boar all to yourself." She leans down and gives Rob a big kiss on the snout. "Hope you saved some energy for me, babe."
"I'll be able to recover. Let's get to the truck." He smiles as they all head over to the truck and begin the drive over to Rob's lakehouse.