"ummm, Uhhhh, I guess I'll take..."
"TOO LATE! You get both."
"You little bastard."
"heheh, for you transformation, your mouth will become another fully-functional vagina. However, you will still keep your teeth and your tongue, and you will still be able to eat. Your nose will act as your new clit, becoming even more sensitive than your current one. For your dare, you will be required to have at least two orgasms with each of you vaginas every day. For the next two weeks, you must have atleast one of these in front of your friends. What do you think of THAT, Miss Prissy..."
"If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try your call again. If you need help..."
"DAMN IT! SHE HUNG UP ON ME! sigh, oh well, I guess it's better that she doesn't know what's coming. (insert evil geeky laugh here)"