"When can I start?"
"Right now."
The farmer led Jess through into a room with a rack of costumes. Jess looked through them, finding they were all farm animals. Cows, pigs, horses... that sort of thing.
"You just take your time and come and see me when you're dressed up."
Jess had been looking for a job for a while now, and this seemed easy enough. Put on a nice costume, dance around for the kids, you know. The farm had been around a while, but it had reopened as a tourist attraction aswell as a traditional farm. There were shops and petting zoos, and some mascots were needed.
The farmer walked outside of the staff building and over towards the entrance to the animal pens. His assistant was waiting for him. "What've we got then?"
"Her name's Jess, she's picking an animal now. I decided to be inventive, so I said she was going to be a mascot. Of course, when she puts one of those costumes on she'll slowly turn into the animal she chose."
But which animal did Jess choose?