Ladies and Gentlemen, and others, we are all proud for you to come here, as we, at Pleasure Island, inogurate another new section, thanks to all the people that have come here. As you know, Pleasure Island as a long history to had an "humble" beggining. But over the years, it became more and more popular, so we added new section.
Everyone here probably remember Wolf Lake and it's She-Wolves denizens, yes?
*a lot of howls come out from the crowd as some of the she-wolf here applause.*
Also, some others remember the humble success of Neo-Orion and it's Broken Helix tavern.
*aplause*
Or the Mysticism and cats of the Palce of Bast.
*purring*
Or even some may remember the not-so-much-know Vassily Castles and it's dark forest.
And some may have also remembered the Temples of the Bachanal.
But well now we, at Pleasure Island, have the joy of annoucing you that it new section is added to the park and that take as it's theme a well know Role-Playing Fantasy games that goes by the name of Dungeon and Dragons. Yes kind sirs and ladies, you heard well, we now have a section about the fantasy game Dungeon and Dragon.
And now, kind people, let me tell you the services and activities that will be now offered there.
First, there will be the theme parkwith it's were you the role-player
gamer will be able to bring your children so that you can have all the boring fun that there is in any "normal" theme parks!!!
*various chuckling*
But for the others, well, here we got a LOT of nice thing for you!
First, for those that will come here because you liked the games, there will be a section dedicated for Real-life dungeons and dragon. Ever wanted to be really in the skin of you elven-fighter mage instead of playing it on papers? Now you can!
Also, here we will have now new attractions that no others theme park would have. Ever wanted to fly on the back of a dragon? Now you can! You can even look a little bit at what it is to BE a dragon if you want to!!! Though I have to warn you of not wrecking to much the park if you do.
*chuckles*
Also open to the public will be the dungeon of Undermounatain made lives straight from the Forgotten Realms campaign setting. Ever wanted to see that mind bending mazes that the mad mage Halaster made?
Or, for those people that are in the gothic way, we got for you the castle of Stradh Von Zarovich. The only entrance fee would only be your soul. Not much when you think of it, no?
Also, for those people who always wanted to see how that Cage by the Name of Sigil(from the Planescape stting) looked like, we were able to buy a portal there from the Lady of Pain herself!
And finnaly, not to forget them, wewill have various gift shop so that you can remember your experience after having left us. There will be various kind, from the toy's shop, to the magic items shop while passing to the armory, the bard corner and the wizard labotatory among others. Not to forget will be our special D&D themed sex shop for the matures people who want to spice up a little bit their relationship.
So people, here is the oppeneing of this brand new section and please continue to come here as new part will probably be added as time will goes. So, ladies and gentlemen, and oters. Let me present you the world of...
DUNGEON AND DRAGONS!!!!!!!!
*applause coming from everywhere*