You arrive home to find your girlfriend there. Over dinner, she mentions how she had a long and tiring day. You tell her you picked up some new special massage oil that you think she'll just love. She says a massage sounds like a wonderful idea.
She heads to the bedroom while you get the bottle. You enter the bedroom to find her laying face-down on the bed. "I'm ready for my massage" she says.
You sit on the bed next to her. You put on some oil and began to rub it on her back. The oil seems thicker than regular massage oil and has a greenish color. You work your way down your girlfriend's back and then down her left leg then her right. As you finish the right leg you realize that the areas you have massaged are still green. You find this odd. You rub your girlfriend's back again and it feels strange, like fish scales.
"I don't know what you did differently but that feels so good. Don't stop!" says your girlfriend.
You look at your hands and notice your fingers are also still green and seem to have become webbed.